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A brief word on flossing the cat.

There are more misconceptions revolving around masturbation than there are synonyms for it. Whether you have a peach to peel or a bishop to buff, there's a lot to be learned about the great art of onanism.

We think most people practice banging their bacon the same way they've been doing it for years: dominant hand, the standard fantasy fare, same position, and no help at all from a friend/loved one/hot neighbor.

Ladies and gents, we hate to tell you this, but if you're engaging in a m�nage-�-moi the same way night after night, you've become a boring and predictable lover...to yourself! You know that there is one path to orgasm, and although it's almost 100% money-back guaranteed, you might be missing out on some other ways to really fire your own rockets.

The key to satisfying self-abuse lies in variation. If you normally lie on your stomach, in bed, try sitting on the couch. If you use your hand normally, try the showerhead or a toy. Mix it up a bit, and see what comes out of it, pun fully intended.

The idea of doing something a little different while you're by yourself is a straightforward, easily digestible suggestion, but what isn't so straightforward is the inclusion of a partner as you double click your mouse. Since masturbation is essentially a game of sexual solitaire, we understand that this suggestion might lead to the most resistance.

The biggest barrier is one of shyness. We happen to be huge fans of it, but what will your partner think? Being that we're not your partner, we can't honestly answer that one, but you can learn to gauge it for yourself.

If you have a male partner, he probably wants to watch you. In fact, he's probably jacked off to the very idea of you jilling off. If you're uncomfortable, start by stroking your own torso during foreplay. See if he jumps into help you. You'll probably find that instead of getting yourself off with just two hands, you'll have four, and honey, there ain't nuthin' wrong with that!

If your partner is female, it might be a little more difficult. Women tend to be less visual. They also tend to be more inhibited. All is not lost, though; even the shyest of women can get interested in watching their partner whack the weasel. Start with her giving you a handjob, and gently-- gently!-- bring your own hands down to help. Don't take over, at least not right away, and let her know that you're not replacing her.

As an added bonus, including your lovemuffin (or slutpuppy; we don't
judge) will allow you to show exactly what feels good to you. If you like it hard, let it be known. If you like a softer, lighter touch, you can show that too. Everyone wins, even if only one person gets off!

To engage in mutual self-pleasuring will encourage you to become comfortable with not only your partner's body, but also your own.
Embarrassment over it should not be an issue, especially if you two (or three, or four. Again, we don't judge!) are fond of sticking your naughty bits together regularly. Honestly, what's the difference? His hand, your hand, their hands... if it leads to an earth-shattering orgasm, we're all for it.

We give you our full permission to give yourself full satisfaction. So go ahead, and do yourself right.

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6:03 p.m. - 2006-07-19

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